King Eddie the Fur

Wear the decree.

Royal-approved apparel and objects for those with taste, timing, and a dangerously low tolerance for nonsense.

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Officially approved. Highly unnecessary. Strangely essential.
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King Eddie Heritage Trucker
King Eddie Heritage Trucker
King Eddie the Fur

King Eddie Heritage Trucker

$39.99 $39.99 +2
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King Eddie Heritage Dad Hat
King Eddie Heritage Dad Hat
King Eddie the Fur

King Eddie Heritage Dad Hat

$37.99 $37.99 +1
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King Eddie Heritage Hoodie
King Eddie Heritage Hoodie
King Eddie the Fur

King Eddie Heritage Hoodie

$69.99 $69.99 +1
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King Eddie Royal Reserve Bottle
King Eddie Royal Reserve Bottle
King Eddie the Fur

King Eddie Royal Reserve Bottle

$34.99 $34.99
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Royal Decree No. 033 | I Don’t Argue
Royal Decree No. 033 | I Don’t Argue
King Eddie the Fur

Royal Decree No. 033 | I Don’t Argue

$34.99 $34.99 +1
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Royal Decree No. 072 | My Last Nerve
Royal Decree No. 072 | My Last Nerve
King Eddie the Fur

Royal Decree No. 072 | My Last Nerve

$34.99 $34.99 +2
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Royal Decree No. 088 | Not For Everyone
Royal Decree No. 088 | Not For Everyone
King Eddie the Fur

Royal Decree No. 088 | Not For Everyone

$34.99 $34.99 +1
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Royal Decree No. 015 | Some of Y'all...
Royal Decree No. 015 | Some of Y'all...
King Eddie the Fur

Royal Decree No. 015 | Some of Y'all...

$34.99 $34.99 +1
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Royal Decree No. 011 | My Nice Button
Royal Decree No. 011 | My Nice Button
King Eddie the Fur

Royal Decree No. 011 | My Nice Button

$34.99 $34.99 +2

A Royal Decree is not a slogan.

It is a public service announcement for everyone testing your composure.

Some are polite. Some are not. All are accurate.

Wear accordingly.